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i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole


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What would you say to people who are disappointed that they have been sorted into Hufflepuff? (x)

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The worst kind of people of those that send question marks if you don’t reply to their first message in under 0.455 seconds

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"hey can i borrow a pencil"

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